North Pole Shipping

To whom it may concern:
Coal accounts for over 25% of global greenhouse gas emissions. From this year on, in order to aid the reduction of fossil fuel usage, there will no longer be an option for naughty children to receive a lump of coal, deliverable by  stocking, via reindeer, on Christmas Eve.
Disapproval of bad behaviour will be duly expressed, in a way suitably integrated with the technology of our newly-installed shipping system. This is now company policy until further notice and at Santa’s discretion.
Yours, with bells
North Pole Shipping Department


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