To whom it may concern:
Coal accounts for over 25% of global greenhouse gas emissions. From this year on, in order to aid the reduction of fossil fuel usage, there will no longer be an option for naughty children to receive a lump of coal, deliverable by stocking, via reindeer, on Christmas Eve.
Disapproval of bad behaviour will be duly expressed, in a way suitably integrated with the technology of our newly-installed shipping system. This is now company policy until further notice and at Santa’s discretion.
Yours, with bells
North Pole Shipping Department
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Thanks Dave and Mo, much appreciated.
A very merry Christmas to you both from us both!
Richard xx
Great work Dave I got quite hypnotised by it. look forward to seeing you both at NY
Brilliant!
xxx
But I like naughty!
Cheers Dave and Mo! If we can’t give ’em coal, what do you suggest we get the kids now?!
I think the consensus here is that a potato would do the job nicely with very little environmental impact ?
Thank you so much for this funny and creative Christmas message!! Wishing you all a great New Year!